Category: Writers Block
Hey guys. I'm just going to post poems and stuff I've written on here. Let me know what you think...Or don't.
An One To Kittens
Oh cute little kittens,
You are so beautiful.
With your little pointy ears,
And your long fluffy tails,
And your whiskered little faces,
And your fluffiwuffie pelts,
And your fuzzy little pawses,
And your sharp little clawses,
And your squeaky little mews,
And your thunderous purrs.
Oh cute little kittens,
I love you.
I just wish I could hear you mew.
A Limerick
I can't write a limerick.
I am more stuck than a stick.
I am so stuck
Just like a duck,
Because I can't write a limerick.
(ironically a limerick in itself)
Love that limerick!
If...
If you were a cat,
And somebody sat
Upon your tail,
You'd have a spat.
No Title Really.
There was a dog,
Who had a clog
In his drain.
It was such a pain.
So he cleaned it out,
And started to shout,
When he realized
The clog
Was a frog!
I saw a cat
Who was wearing a hat.
He said to me:
`Do you think I'm fat?`
I said to the cat:
`You're not that fat.`
He hugged me with glee,
And crushed me flat.
Princess Peach is always dressed in pink.
It's her favourite colour, I think.
OK, so this is kind of a skit. Hades is my best friend, Loogy is my other friend sort of, and I am Meowzer. Here goes:
Loogy: Ok, Hades. Today I'm gonna teach you how to make bacon!
Hades: Meowzer, are you watching?
Meowzer: (*as she plays video games, hidden behind the couch*) Yup!
Loogy: Ok. If you wanna make bacon, you gotta kill the pig. And you gotta snap the pig's neck to kill it.
Hades: (*snaps neck and falls over*) Like this?
Loogy: No sleeping on the job! (*poking her*) get up get up get up get up get up get up get up!
(*Ginger gets up and fixes neck*)
Meowzer: (annoyed) Guyyyyyys1 I'm tryyyyyiiing to beat Fawful, but you guys keeep distraaaactiiiing meeeee!
Hades: I thought you were watching!
Loogy: Stay focused! And for the whole neck snapping thing, I was thinking a bit more like nomnomnomnomnomnom!!!! (chain saw noises play as Loogy eats through the pig.)
(*Hades and Meowzer stare at him*)
Loogy: I'm just gonna go home now...
Meowzer: Hey, we didn't even have to tell you!
There was a guy named Joe,
Who wanted somewhere to go.
So he adopted a goat,
And rented a boat,
And across the sea he did roe.
As an adult, who doesn't particularly like cats I must simply shake my head.
As a future English major, with a creative writing background I say... no.
As a lover of the arts I'd say keep creating no matter what.
And most importantly, as a future father, and uncle to the worlds cutest niece I find these posts adorable, and if they were developed a little more, I could see myself buying a book of these.
:)
I think I have stuff that's a bit better, just don't like typing. and copy and paste doesn't work, that's why I only do short ones. And some of these are jokes anyways.
That sucks, why not put your best foot forward? And it works for me, I have to spell check everything I write for fear of being nonsensical, so I always copy and paste. Plus it was kind of funny, I could tell that was the intention, adorable to me has many different deffinitions.
I'm not sure why, but copy and paste doesn't work on the internet, just documents and emails. I mean, I could put my email address for those who cared, but...no-one probably cares, so...
I, believe it or not, kind of care. I like to read, and new works interest me greatly. PM me your, or I can PM you my email and I'll read anything you want some semi-expert feedback on.
There was a guy named Ned
Who wouldn't get out of bed.
His mother would shout,
His sister would pout...
...
...
It turned out...Ned was dead.
In a land
Not so very
Far away,
On a very
Bright and sunny
Summer's day
There was a cat
Named Bones,
And a goat
Named Jones,
And a dog
Named whiskers.
Bones was obese,
Whiskers was clean-shaven,
And Jones
Absolutely
Positively
Absopositivlylutely
Hated soda.
Once upon a time
Many days ago,
There was a woman called Sally and a man called Joe.
The woman called Sally
And the man called Joe
Loved to roe.
So they set off to the land
Of Ontario.
And whatever became of Sally and Joe...?
Well, they both liked to compose music. They spent a lot of time composing. But the boat sank...And now, they're DEcomposing.
For whatever it's worth, I really enjoyed most of these. Keep it up and good job.
Strange you'd have trouble copying and pasting. You should be able to do it without any difficulty.
A Short Skit Sort of Thingy;
So Meowzer and Hades have some money, and they go to a toy store to spend it. Meowzer picks up a uselessl little random thing.
Hades: "There's no way you're spending all your money on THAT USELESS LITTLE THING."
Meowzer: "Maybe you're riiiight... (*she reaches for Hades's money*) I'll spend all of YOUR money on it instead!"
(*Meowzer keeps rubbing her eye. it's all swollen.*)
Hades: "Meowzer, is something wrong with your eye?"
umeowzer: "Yeah, I think there's something stuck in it....
"Hades: "Ok, I'll take a look."
(*Hades pries open Meowzer's eye, and Luugii jumps out*)
Luugii: WAAAAAAAAAAH!?
*CRINGE*
I love them!!!
Nooooo they're bad. Except How To Make Bacon. That is undebatable genius.
Or it would be if I had typed it out better.